MBA

master bad -ss, what some people think you’re majoring in when you’re in business school – expecially when you don’t give money to your cl-ssmates or panhandlers on campus.
that chucker axed me my major outside the bookstore and i told him mba as i left before he could ax me for money. the next time he saw me he calls me master bad -ss. i just kept walking so he didn’t shake me down for change.
main battle area.
major bad -ss.
major bonehead -ssociation.
make business adventurous.
malir bar -ssociation.
managed boot agent.
management boot agent.
management by accident.
manager by accident.
marketing brain aboard.
married but available.
m-ssive bank account.
master of barely anything.
mastering business advancement.
masters of business administration.
matter billing attorney.
me before anyone.
mean binary accuracy.
meaningless bureaucratic apt-tude.
mediocre b-st-rd alert.
mediocre but arrogant.
mentally below average.
message board arrogance.
microsoft business -ssociate.
mighty big att-tude.
mind body att-tude.
mind business alert.
mind, body, and att-tude.
miracles being achieved.
mississauga baseball -ssociation.
modeling by auspig.
modular business addon.
mom’s bouquets again.
money business and accounting.
montgomery bell academy.
mop bucket att-tude.
more bad advice.
more b-ss ale.
more bewilderment always.
more bucks annually.
moronic but aggrandizing.
morse baudot ascii.
mortgage bankers -ssociation.
most blind again.
most bodacious achiever.
much b-gg-ring about.
murderer of brand -ssets.
must bust -ss.
must buy and acquire.
mutually beneficial arrangement.
the mindlessness of business administration.
-professor: hey, how is your test result in accounting?
-student: well, i was rated highly for mba (mentally below average) 🙁
-professor: here we go again!
master bullsh-t artist.
(1) a graduate level degree offered to fast talking business students with little real knowledge of business processes, but are extremely proficient with powerpoint presentations.
(2) a graduate business student that can authoritatively talk you into the ground at impromptu hallway meetings. (also, see buzzwords.)
(1) that mba’s powerpoint presentation was spectacular… now, what the h-ll was he talking about?
(2) i got cornered by an mba in the hallway and lost 45 minutes i’ll never get back!
abbreviation- for “married but available’ . disguised as what sounds like a college degree
girl- “i ain’t getting with you, your married”

guy- “naw baby i’m m.b.a.”
masters of business -ssociation; to be achieved after college graduation through business school.
i am going to get an mba.
messy b-tch alert
m b a .. that b-tch is out being a hot mess!
mentally below average

well, it’s juz a direct opposition to “masters of business -ssociation”. kindda like an insult.

arrogant guy: look at me! an educated mba, impressive huh?
listener: yea..mentally below average,that is.

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