MBE
mbe (also mbu) means mannbier-einheit, roughly translated manbeer-unit. it is a measurment of alcohol consumption.
1 mbe represents 0.5 liter (17 u.s. fl oz) with 5% alcoholic content (one pint basically).
thus your average jack daniels bottle (1 litre) relates to 16 mbe.
the units name is derived form the label of the notorious augustiner h-lles (featuring a monk thus “man”) which serves as a benchmark for this chart.
as indicated above it can be applied on any sort of alcoholic beverage but serves best to count your beer consumption when clubbing and gives you an impression at what point you are as well as a handy reference the next day.
it is strongly recommended to benchmark your peak in order not to end up in the gutter vomiting your f–king sh-t out.
guy1: holy jesus what in the world happened yesterday??!?!? im still wasted!
guy2: i guess we´ve had both like.. dunno 10 mbe or sumthin…
guy1: wtf?? how did that happen?
guy2: dont ask me i cant remember anything past 7 mbe…
mind blowing experience
seeing angelina jolie coming up out of the water naked and dripping gold was an mbe.
michael bay explosion
transformers 2 almost had enough mbes to warrant a seizure warning.
short form of the word ‘maybe’.
a: do you need that desk?
b: mbe.
me being evil
don’t take my comments at face value…. it’s just mbe
i wasn’t being serious just mbe
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