mbongeni
a true african hunter born in raised on the african tundra. a mbongeni uses natural african talent to play soccer on his free time. mbongeni’s are good enough at soccer to be recognized by the superior country of america. once in america a mnongeni uses his natural african talent to own the white kids.
white kid 1: holy mackerel that mbongeni just owned me.
white kid 2: same
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