MCB


a middle cubicle bandit. someone who, in a public or workplace toilet environment with three cubicles, deliberately chooses to occupy the middle cubicle when either:

a) none of the side cubicles are occupied
b) one of the side cubicles is occupied and the other is vacant

a disgraceful and flagrant abuser of toilet etiquette who should be named and shamed.

it is common courtesy to choose the side cubicle as a first option and only ever use the middle cubicle in an emergency if the other two are occupied.

the real purpose of the middle cubicle is to provide a comfortable sp-ce between sh-tters.
i was just squeezing one out and that bl–dy mcb came in again. to make matters worse, he had a case of the sh-ts and stunk the place out in quick time. couldn’t get out of there quickly enough.
ma ji bai

m=ma=mum
j=ji=chee(some dialects)
b=bai=byee(some dialects)
ji bai=women’s that part
that means your mother’s “that part”

it is a word often use in malaysia
mostly in dota
a:b’s really a noob
b:mcb
master c-ck block- the one guy or girl that always appears and c-ck blocks you to the extreme
earl: hey jim, did you get any last night?
jim: nah, right when i was about to tom came in and c-ck blocked me
earl: word? this is the 5 time this week.
jim: i know, he’s such a mcb
the act of taking four alcoholic drinks in a row; a shot of tequila, a shot of lemon drop, a shot of jack daniels and a jager-bomb.
josh zimmerman took two mc. b’s and p-ssed out in the middle of central
marisa circle boyz
gomd

marvin mobsters

g-ds of m-ss destruction

crew on staten island, ny, thats gang bangs in the streets…
mcb…
marisa circle boyz…
= mcbiscut from mcdonalds

this is text/internet abbreviation

see caps text in example.

lame people say “em see bee”
this is an aim conversation:

tfulllegend: i want mcb
tenderly on the rocks : go and get her at mcdonalds!

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