mcconaughey’d



when your chick opens the door at a party and is instantly overwhelmed by an overly charismatic and outgoing bro, who is generally taller and more handsome than you than you – and will attempt to f-ck her on site regardless of your presence.
sad bro: bro, were you at jay’s party last weekend?
normal bro: no
sad bro: f-cking burt reynolds was

there.
normal: f-ck out of here.
sad bro: yeah, totally mcconaughey’d my chick. she’s moving out.

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