mccurry alaskan flat tire



worst than whiskey d*ck, limp d*ck or dead erection. only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck–he had a mccurry alaskan flat tire 🙁 waaaaah..

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