McDive


mcdiving is the art of jumping over the counter in mcdonalds. most common attempted by students, this can get you tossed out of mcdonalds, cussed out by the manager, and a good kick in the ribs.
student 1: bro! i dare you to mcdive!

student 2: i got this!

-student 2 mcdives-

manager: get out of here you dirty r-ct-m!

-manager kicks student 2 in ribs-

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