mcdouget
lazy f-ck. huge kid that claims not to be fat, but actually eats everything. doesnt name his cats. drives ridiculous. randomly yells for no reason. smokes pipe constantly. tries to be like da. commonly compared to spike from the land before time. this individual claims not to be a ‘bro’, but is quite chief. son of geno jr.
warning: will become super annoying after drinking stolen wine.
s-xual definition: after a verticle 69, you powerbomb the girl into the ground, flip her off with both hands, yell “mcdouget!” in her face, and walk away.
we ordered mad mush, but mcdouget ate the whole godd-mn pizza.
as i was typing this definition mcdouget ripped major -ss in my face, i could barely breath.
mcdouget, get the f-ck out of my house u chief.
mcdouget, quit mcdougeting that black b-tch.
bro, i just mcdougeted that jungle bunny…lets eat.
(at lunch)
mcdouget: “if anyone doesnt want their food…”
me: (interupting mcdouget) “yes mcdouget, we know… youll eat.”
mcdouget:”im just saying..”
me: “alright fat kid”
adam: “chief, we have you on video mcdougeting the f-ck out of that black chick.”
mcdouget: “fml….”
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