McGuyvered


to have hastily improvised with what little materials available at the time
“where the h-ll have you been? it’s your turn to buy the beers!”

“sorry guys. i was stuck in the toilet with no bog paper so i mcguyvered a sh-t spoon out of my sock.”

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