McShotguns


a severe case of the sh-ts that, upon exit, resembles the sound of a shotgun being fired out of your -ss. usually caused by eating 4 or more dollar menu sandwiches in one sitting from including, but not limited to, mcdonalds.
“ughh i have the mcshotguns today.”

“what did you do? eat two mcchickens last night?”

“i don’t have the mcsh-ts.”

“two mcchickens and a mcdouble??”

“not the mcsplatters either.”

“you couldn’t possibly have eaten…”

“the mcshotguns dude.”

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