Meacham
a s-xual act involving a piano, someone with really long hair, iced peach tea, and a dog named doug.
emily: we did the meacham all night long. that iced peach tea on my nipples made me want to pull his hair so hard.
sam: but how did he react when doug got all up in his “area”?
emily: he said is was amazing.
sam: you guys are so weird what with your strange s-xual acts.i suppose you did the mulligan too last night?
emily: oh yeah! a night i’ll never forget.
sam: d:
the last name of my best friend in the entire f-cking world.she is also a vegetarian.good for her!and the last name of her brother who i used to have a crush on…but that’s a different story.
emily meacham is the sh-t!!!!
random person: who is that emo fat kid kid over there eating all the tofu?
me: that sir, is my best friend emily meacham and if you ever call her fat again, i’ll bust your f-cking face.and then i’ll tie you up and perform the mulligan on you b-tch!!!!!!!suck on that!!!!!!!!
;p
love you emily!
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