Measure Me Softly
a game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid p-n-ses. whoever has the smallest flaccid p-n-s gets a grade a -ss whupping and is humiliated.
boy scout leader: “which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?”
little boys: “me! me!”
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