meat-baton
(n.) a proper subst-tute for referring to one’s p-n-s; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
“peter, what do you love most about being a man?”
“to be honest john, i just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! in fact last night i made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! haha!”
a lenth of meat (often pork) which is cooked and inserted into a bun.
usually contains high levels of greese. often served with splatterings of a varying range of fluids and vegetable pieces.
can i have a large meat baton with cheese and thora flakes please?
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