Meat-Hammer
usually in reference to an abnormaly large p-n-s with a large circ-mference.
“all i remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the meat-hammer pummeled my interior!”
the tool with which you hammer the box…my d-ck
i nail more -ss than a carpenter does plywood.
a man’s 5th appendage, usually located above the t-st-cl- region.
i slapped my meathammer on some b-tches cottage cheese -ss and left a mushroom brooze. she refuses to speak to me after the said event.
when someone is -sserting their dominance.
“did you see steve?! he brought meathammer down on the guy hitting on his girlfriend! the guy left with his tail between his leg.”
a term used to describe the act of sh-tting after a large meat dinner. this term refers particularly to both the power of the sh-t and the distinct rotten meat aroma left in the stall after completion of said event.
that gyro went right through me i need to hit the bathroom and drop the meat hammer.
jack in the box restaurant
“we’re gonna head down to the meat hammer and order a colostomy burger.”
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