Meat Show
the vibrant iratic movement in which one male flashes his genitalia in a swift, slap-like motion. usually performed for/to sl-ts like britney spears. the meat show can be a gesture of mating, or can be used to disgrace another mans small juevos.
that meat show i performed last night started with some good old ecstasy, and ended with me humping a dead moose. i really don’t remeber what happened, but i could say, that using my meat stick, i cohersed to moose to mate, and then slapped him with it, in a stab-like movement, ending the mooses tragic life. i then skinned him, and wore him as a coat……
im still wondering where i got this f-cking sweet coat. i don’t know. it’s warm. this is just a wild guess, but i’m very sure, i pounded that moose poon, or was it britney spears?
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