meat sword


a large human p-n-s
let me stab you with my meat sword, b-tch
a combat weapon comprised of pork product, most often of the sausage variety.
my foe jimmy had me pretty deep in the sh-t, but then i pulled out my meatsword and blapt him smack in the eye socket.
an un-normly large sword of meat…..as in man meat..yaa knoo?;)
i like watching the track team run by with their meatswords swaying back and forth.

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