Meatcision
occurs when a male with an incredibly high meat-to-everything-else ratio is unable to make even the most trivial daily decision. current research has been unable to target the specific cause of this phenomenon, but rest -ssured that browns everywhere are crushing 70 our work weeks in labs across the country, hoping to be the first to crack the code.
aka – leecision
“let’s go eat at chick-fil-a. wait, maybe i want to go to the loop.” – you
“just make a d-mn meatcision already!” – me
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