meatdick


a meatd-ck is a dumb, muscley bro that is always worried about one upping other people and outdoing others with his toughness. usually they are overly aggressive as well.
brad: “oh yeah josh, you think thats a lift? my ford f150 is lifted at least 3 times that, bro”

josh: “f-ckin brad, quit meatd-cking me.”
the opposite of whiskey d-ck, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one’s face in dead animal. meat d-ck erections often last more than 4 hours.
that pastrami sandwich gave me m-ssive meat d-ck

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