meatjob


slapping around a p-n-s in order to “get it up”.
dude, i couldn’t get hard last night so i had to ask for a meatjob.
completely generic human being. someone who lacks any real character or traits worth possessing. listens to whatever band was popular that week and doesn’t have real conversations. they are inferior to a real person in every social and mental way.
wow. they should really take these meat jobs and chop them into soylent green. thats the only use for them i can come up with at the moment.

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