Meatless Muff Diver
a man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of m-ff diving. he has perfected this act so well that any m-ff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. to become a supreme meatless m-ff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no m-ff can go undoven.
the meatless m-ff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female’s eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
charlie was born with a disturbingly small c-ck and was forced to become and meatless m-ff diver.
chris has studied for 5 years to become a meatless m-ff diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
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