Mechanicsburg
a small town in central pennsylvania. populated by cows, hicks , and the occasional failed writer. the kind of place you drive through once and you have seen it all. contains: an art store covering for drug trafficking, one good coffee shop (juice n java) and a plethora of townies . an exceedingly boring place. oh, and they have some lovely era architecture, except you can count on it to be decrepit and unkempt.
notable people in mechanicsburg are: the man who walks around with a parrot named “merlin” on his shoulder, a man who takes pictures of everyone and gives them out to strangers on the street, and an unidentified person who rubs vaseline on their b-tt and presses it against storefronts at night, leaving greasy b-ttprints. i wish i was joking.
if you ever get the chance to visit mechanicsburg, don’t. seriously.
alice: look, a hobo biting off the heads of various small animals!
matt: i didn’t know we were driving through mechanicsburg.
a town in pennsylvania.
has tons of hobos.
it’s pretty gay.
“man, mechanicsburg is ghey”
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