medow muffin
to p–p in a field. or to p–p in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone’s door step is to make a medow m-ffin.
i just made a huge medow m-ffin
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a person(s) who take a sh-t out in a field
you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there’s not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a sh-t. your friend then says d-mn guys i gotta cr-p. then as he walks off you point and laugh and say “ha what a medow m-ffin”
medowm-ffin-comes from the redneckius regions of the south of kansas. refers to the large mounds of dried dookie left by farm animals. mainly of the bovine or equine type. can be seen across flat plains that gives the illusion of m-ffin caps laying about. if enough of the m-ffins can be gathered they make a nice fire. to be used when there is no firewood available.
look at the morning frost fresh on the medowm-ffins first thing of the morning in my pasture.
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