medway

also known as spedway. little town in the middle of freakn nowhere, ma. tradition is to have a bombscare in either the middle school or the highschool once a year. in either 2003 or 2004 someone set the dumpster on fire. all the kids think it’s wicked ghetto…

p.s. it’s not.
“dude, i live in medway.”
“where??”
medway, m-ssachusetts. sometimes referred to as cowtown or deadway. 97% white. population around 14,000 and located southwest of boston. there are cows, horses, and like, 2 black people. typical family has 2 kids and a dog. moms drive honda pilots and volvos.

past times of teens include getting wasted at the “hippie fields” during the summer, but the cops finally caught on so that’s over. on any given half-day during the year you will find swarms of middle schoolers hanging out at “the plaza”. the ugg wearing teeny boppers love getting caramel frapps from starbucks while their boyfriends who sometimes think they’re ghetto or something loiter outside of mcdonalds (meanwhile horses roam in the distance)

kids complain about the lack of raging parties, so they are forced to get drunk with 10 other people in a bas-m-nt and then smoke large amounts of weed.

people are not stuck up like nearby medfield, but not sc-mmy like bellingham. rival holliston is pretty much the exact same place as medway but with a better football team.

the high school is brand new, and there’s even a friggin bank in the lobby. why? no one knows.

oh, and there’s szechuan garden, which is f-ckin awesome!
“dude last night was so crazy, i almost thought my mom saw me steal that mike’s hard from the fridge!! sh-ttin my pants over here man”

“hey i’m from medway!!!”
“medfield? arent you like sick at lax?”
“wtf no its medway!!!!!!”
“what is medway?”
a small town in m-ssachusetts that no one have ever heard of. it contains woods and houses that are spread apart. the kids their hang out at starmarket and mcdonalds. the kids there are not tough and they are spoiled. midgets run the streets.it’s the suburbs.
“hey where are you from?’
“medway”
“where?”
area in kent. predominantley working cl-ss but there are also a fair amount of middle cl-ss people there too. some areas should be avoided like the plague but areas like cobham are pleasant to be in.
person 1- h-llo, my good friend, how are you today?
person 2- greetings. lovely weather we’ve been having in medway today, isn’t it?
person 3- mate, are you faacking starting on me, blud? i’ll shank ya one, innit?