meeting
an old tradition used by people to gather before the creation of the internet.
back in the 1900s, people would gather in meetings to solve problems. but once the internet was invented, there was no need. although for many years, stupid people would still find them to be important.
discrete term meaning to m-st-rb-t-.
my roommate left for cl-ss, so it was time for a meeting.
where minutes are taken and hours are lost
i thought the meeting to talk about planning for designing a new media policy was a waste of time. it could have been finished by the time we were done.
a period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.
we have a meeting for the project at 10am.
an unnecessary exercise in bullsh-t and stupidity, usually brought on by others to make themselves look important and productive.
-how was your meeting today?
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.
an opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
the greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. this is achieved through two key strategies:
1: the use of key words within the meeting environment such as “added value”, “customer centric”, “think outside the box” and “rationalisation”.
2: scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. this gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering “i musn’t be late for this important meeting”, thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
i have no work to do, and i need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
i know – i will call a meeting!
a meeting of any anonymous fellowship like a.a or n.a
addict 1: you goin to the 830 meeting tonight
addict 2: ya man
addict 1: see ya there
a period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.
we have a meeting for the project at 10am.
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