mega piranha
da flyest awf movies ya will ever see, it awlso starz paul logan as main character ‘jason fitch’, prepare faw ya retinazzzz to be burned by how bad-ssifiyeed dis philm is. wurd to ya.
dawgg 1: hey hoe did ya see that bad-ssifiyeed philm awn tv the other day bout mega piranhas?
dawgg 2: sl-t, awf course this b-tch did! that philm had 2.2 million viewaz.
dawgg 1: faw shaw! awlso, paul logan is such a hawwtie.
dawgg 2: dat boi is high calorie eye candy faw shizzle! but that hooka’ tiffany needs her trashy skin sliced awff n’ vinergared.
dawgg 1: yeah, then somewan should p-ss awn her carpet.
dawgg 2: wurd!!!
dawgg 1: if she had a cat, i would kick it.
dawgg 2: yeah dawgg, but ya don’t kick like paul, leave da kickin’ to da professionalzzz!
dawgg 1: so how are thangz goin’ faw ya today homie?
dawgg 2: ayeet dawgg, did a few drive-bys then some b-tch came in and p-ssed awn ma carpet.
dawgg 1: aww man! i feel for ya, i hate when that sh-t goes down!
dawgg 2: i know, that new carpet set me back 200 bucks! hate when wizzles have beef wit me. gonna have to change ma locks now so that p-ssin’ b-tch aint gon’ come back!!
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