Megachef


a man who after a smoke on a menthol cigarette becomes mighty in the kitchen, cooking steaks to perfection and bragging about the perfectly microwaved veg.

works with microwaves but thinks they are the best cook in the world, worthy of cooking food for royalty.
kim: wow this steak is great
dom: yeah it was cooked by megachef!
kim: ….. oh.

bill: i need some food, time for megachef!

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