Megan Fox’s Thumbs
proof that our g-d is a just god. a fair and even god.
proof that one, though so hot and seemingly perfect, may not be as perfect as one may have once thought.
guy 1: dude, g-d is a fair guy…
guy 2: why is that?
guy 3: i just googled the picture of megan fox’s thumbs…
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