what hipster lil kids say before signing the alphabet
kid 1: imma learn meh abc’s
kid 2: sick. lego
kid 1: abcd….
a very crude name for a woman’s v*g*n*, often used to describe a more unpleasant one john: “did you take that girl home that you met last night” steve: “yeah mate, got her back to mine and took her pants off only to see she had a right f*cking nasty sloshpit on her”
- shabbat o gram
when you get a hand job and need something to wipe up your c*m, this is what you use, a shabbat-o-gram after ethan got a hand job he used a shabbat-o-gram to wipe up his little mess.
(this is a uncommon last name in french countries)an amazing person who is a very loyal friend and is always there for you! wow! you’re such an awesome friend! your last name must be routier!
alystin is a very lovable person who will always have you back even when you don’t always have hers. she will accept you for who you are, alystin’s are amazing to hang around wow, that is alystin, i should hang out with her!