Melissa. J. B.
cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. they shower often, and don’t pluck their eyebrows. but they are stunning anyways. they have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. very athletic but act like a awkward girl. they like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. they do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
melissa j. b. kick -ss, to put it simply !
person #1 i was playing basket ball last night
person #2 oh, any melissa. j. b. s in the other team?
person #1 why are you cutting up that apple
person #2 oh i don’t know..
person #1 pulling a mel j. b
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