mellax
to mellow out and relax at the same time.
not to be confused with the flight codes from melbourne to los angeles (mel-lax). that 14 hour flight is the complete opposite of mellax, unless you’re in first cl-ss you rich b-st-rd.
d-mn, what a busy day. time to mellax for me.
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