melous
male or female that is jealous of a girl named melissa.
this girl named melissa is probably one of the coolest melissa’s you’ll ever meet, so when someone hates on that melissa, generally you need to come up with a name for those haters for that one specific person, so if you’re gonna hate on melissa, you’re melous.
don’t hate on the best of the best.
gtfo other loser mel’s.
“you’re being so melous right now…”
“hey look it’s melissa, ehhh i’m so melous right now”
“why are you so melous?”
someone who is jealous of a person named melissa, also they might be jealous of her s-xy internet boyfriend travis. just saying.
you are so melous, melous of us.
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