melves
a s-xual attraction to a mall elf. similar to a milf but its a mall elf instead of a mom
that blonde at santas workshop in the commons is such a melf
plural for the word milf.
i went to a pta meeting last night and i saw so many melves.
a “mom everyone would like to f-ck”
my hot -ss wife is a melf, she’s a mom everyone would like to f-ck !
slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means “midget or elf i’d like to f-ck”
“check out that midget.”
“yeah, that’s one hot melf.”
mom every (would) like to f-ck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.
man she’s not just a milf, she’s a melf!
a very silly, kind of figity person
casey is such a melf
short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the “eff” word, more acceptable to older adults.
oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!
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