Mendon


formally a farming community. currently a suburb of boston and worcester. mendon was known as the mother town because it gave it’s lands away to surrounding developing communities back in the day. unfortunately the current residents of mendon have abandoned their history and have destroyed many of their historic buildings; including the taft family homestead and the original henry p. clough school. shame on you town planning board!!!
person 1: “i grew up in mendon, m-ssachusetts.”
person 2: “i have no idea where that is.”
person 1: “just south of worcester off of 495.”
a sh-thole where there is nothing to do. their are no brazilians, mexicans, ecuadorians, puerto ricans, dominicans, and hispanics. its all filled with little white racist b-st-rds. 99% of the people are older than my great grandma. the only thing people care about are their lawn and raising goats. worst town ever.
ya i had a great day until i drove through mendon. town really just sucks the life out of you.
this little h-ll-hole town in western illinois that only has 900 people in it and there are about only 50 people in the town that are smart. the people are like in a cult on how close they are to each other. the people their think that the school is awesome but really they are mostly douche-bags, they think they are so hot-sh-t even tho they only win like at least two games out of ten and if you do not play football or basketball, they think you are a nerd. the only smart people there are the people that moved there and the teachers that moved there also. the people there think that the first day of hunting is a holiday and half the girls there think their so hot and everyone wants them but really they are sl-ts and are dumber than a pile of sh-t. never move there is you are thinking of moving.
this town reminds me of mendon
chill town, no need to add more. filled with racist white kids.
i used to drugs. well, i still do, but i used to, too. stupid upton, mendon’s sh-t.

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