Mendoza Eyes
the condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to f-ck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. it may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to f-ck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.
andrew: d-mn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
joseph: nah dude she was like a -5, you had mendoza eyes!
andrew: aw f-ck!
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