mendoza line
a baseball term for batting around or below .200.
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by george brett after a player named mendoza who, uh, sucked
a-rod and jeter are hovering around the mendoza line one month into the season.
the point at which a woman’s craziness outweighs her level of beauty.
for a woman to be considered “below the mendoza line,” she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn’t matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.
based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player’s poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.
george- “dude, suzy’s all over you tonight. why are you ignoring her?”
brett- “trust me man, she’s way below the mendoza line. her last boyfriend had to change his social security number.”
george- “…mind if i go for it?”
the absolute minimum effort or accomplishment required to be considered sufficient. (named after minnie mendoza or mario mendoza, depending on whom you ask — two major-league baseball players with lifetime averages around .200.)
“i was going to buy that old suburban, then i find out it gets 10 mpg, and i’m like, ‘no, that’s below the mendoza line.'”
the point at which a female’s stomach protrudes further than her br–sts.
“did you see that chick? she was totally violating the mendoza line.”
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