menopause
the natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. results in the inability to produce children.
kid 1: hey, what’s up?
kid 2: i just learned my mom has menopause… looks like i’m not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
old women can’t have no mo’ babies.
shelby: i missed ma period!!
chatarra: you got menopause!
a special time in a woman’s life when they can’t have babies anymore. they get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.
she was mean because she was going through menopause.
just one of the many excuses women have to b-tch about everything they see
woman: “god dammit! you never f-cking do anything for me!!!!!!”
man: “jesus christ! the f-ck is your problem!!!!!”
woman: “sorry, i’m just going through menopause!”
man: “so, is that your excuse to be a complete and total b-tch for today?”
woman: “pretty much!”
when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause
man to woman “i need to take a men-o-pause”
woman ” real funny wise guy”
when yo mama so d-mn bipolar\
or is a b-tchy 99% of the time
and or a black devil
when yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin “open the eyes of my heart” ( but your saying in yo mind this menopause b-tch needs to shut the h-ll up and go get some prozac)
a relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by plato.
when one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.
i was sitting in honors 111 as we discussed “meno” by plato. i was next to camille and my mind went absolutely blank and i had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. i looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. she must be suffering from meno-pause like i am.
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