Menster
what your wife, girlfriend or fiance turns into during a visit from aunt flow. very similar to a monster, but the transformation is periodic (pun intended).
john: “hey joe, once a month i feel like i’m married to bela lugosi.”
joe: “right there with you bro. once a month my ruby turns into the wolfman, dracula and fankenstein all rolled in one terrible menster.”
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