Mental Bangs


a person who has bangs and also clearly (and often after speaking to them) looks like they have issues.

the wearing of ugly bangs and also having mental issues.

it sounds rude but i’m talking about people who function in society, in real jobs, that clearly have mental issues…that also wear bangs. hence, mental bangs.

hey just more utah slang! xo
“omg…she seemed cool until i talked with her. clearly she had bangs but after speaking with her i knew they were mental bangs!!! efff!!”

“did you see her mental bangs?”

“i think i f-cked a guy with mental bangs…good thing i was blacked out.”

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