mental constipation
an inability to articulate one’s thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.
typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. however, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.
mark: “so, you know, it’s like… uh, er… d-mn, you know, that, uh… thing!”
dave: “yeesh. it’s too bad that they don’t make a laxative for mental constipation!”
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a synonym for writer’s block, only more extreme. where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.
person 1: what’s 2+2?
person 2: uhh…34?
person 1: …what?
person 2: sorry, i’m suffering from mental constipation
inability or unwillingness to express one’s emotions. creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. often -ssociated with having an -n-l personality. high doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
he’s got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, sh-t would come out of his mouth!
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