mental insult
when you or someone else insults someone in their head
can be used while also saying something nice outloud
timmy: hey buddy i got the iphone 6+
tommy: (thinking) why don’t you shut the f-ck up u f-ggot i’m bout to slap the tiny d-ck off you
tommy: (saying) oh that’s cool timmy
timmy: (thinking) the f-ck did u just mental insult me u r-t-rded meatball
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