Mental Limp


some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don’t listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. while people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are f-cked for life.
i had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, i swear he had a mental limp.

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