Mental Rolodex


something you “store” memories in when a friend has said something stupid or pointless.
that’s great; i’ll put that in my mental rolodex so i can blog about it later
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a group or random collection of past events that a dumb-ss female will use against a man while engaged in an arguement to attempt to make said man feel as sh-tty as humanly possible. even though majority of these said events at the present time are outdated and no longer apply to the current conversation.
my wife flipped through her mental rolodex to give me sh-t during an arguement by telling me that i should have married my ex-girlfriend knowing d-mn well that c-nt cheated on me.

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