mental whiplash
the mental effect of realizing that a basic -ssumption of your entire life was wrong from day one, usually resulting from a totally new thought, comment, or experience that flies in the face of everything you currently know.
see also; mindf-ck.
mental whiplash is the psychological equivalent maxing out your revs in third, and then accidentally shifting into reverse instead of high.
a serious case of mental confusion that arises when a fashionista decides to wear normal clothes for once, thus making normal clothes wearer’s minds go crazy.
whoa! i just saw mary-kate and ashley olsen in normal clothes and experienced mental whiplash!
the feeling one gets after a painful sudden realization that something they once thought is not true.
“i had total mental whiplash when i found out it was monday. i had thought it was friday all day!”
“i thought i saw susie at the mall so i gave her a hug, but she turned around and it turned out that it was just some random dude. absolute mental whiplash.”
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