Menturbate


to mentally m-st-rb-t-. the most discrete form of s-xual self-pleasuring. with a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual -rg-sm.
i especially like to menturbate on public transport. as long as i can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

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