meow cow
a ridiculously fat cat, which people would call a cow. meow cows are generally seen sleeping, and eating.
bill: is that sally struthers over there?
jack: no, thats just my cat.
bill: oh my god, talk about a meow cow!
jack: maybe i should give him less meow mix…
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