Mercenary Position
a position for s-xual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. the origin comes from the forceful practices of christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. similarly, one person forces their “practices” on another.
she was over the missionary position, but i wasn’t, so we ended in the mercenary position.
–noun
a position for s-xual intercourse in which one f-ckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other f-ckee.
origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
g-d d-mnit woman i ain’t got no more s-m-n in me. you done run my well dry. sh-t female, imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
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