Mercendes


a h-m-s-xual male that is usually of mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. some mercendes’ like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. a mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look og. mercendes’ also like to represent garbage -ss clubs/teams that were never good for example “the best soccer team is the caged birds!!!!11” a mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates
wow dude, we just got f-cked over for the win in soccer. he’s such a mercendes!!

wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a mercendes!!

john: who the f-ck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

amy: oh thats just a mercendes!!

john: why the f-ck is he wearing a sombrero.

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