Mercury Mistress
“a fine automobile is something to be admired – even adored. it’s an extension of you. you love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. well, now you can. introducing the mercury mistress, the world’s first car that you can actually have s-x with.” clip from snl.
me and my mercury mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
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