merger

(n.)

1. a transaction in which one corporate ent-ty is combined with another corporate ent-ty. a variety of types of transactions are possible, the most common being the “triangular” merger whereby one corporation (“buyer”) creates a subsidiary (“merger sub”) into which the other corporation (“target”) is combined, thereby creating a single corporation. a wave of mergers occurred in the 1980s due to the loosening of regulations by the reagan administration. a similar boom occurred in the late 1990s, and, thus far, a wave of mergers in 2005 suggests that it will be another huge year of corporate combinations. mergers create corporations with annoying, nonsensical names like “aol time warner,” and “jpmorganchase” and “pricewaterhousecoopers.” frequently, corporations fail to realize any additional profit from these transactions, despite many workers losing their jobs due to the supposed “efficiencies” created.

2. a transaction performed by the c-ckiest, least self-aware, obnoxious -ssholes in the worlds of investment banking and law. the area of expertise in which one performs mergers is known as “mergers and acquisitions” or “m&a.”
1. the merger of at&t wireless and cingular wireless expanded the digital network of cingular substantially.

2.
corporate -sshole 1: hey man, what you been up to at the office?
corporate -sshole 2: inhaling deeply, c-cking head to the side, wiping c-ke off of nose i’m working on this new merger. i can’t tell you anything about it, but dude, this is gonna be huge.
corporate -sshole 1: sweet. dude, have you heard this new band called the killers? they are so awesome.
corporate -sshole 2: yeah, they rock. when you getting off work?
corporate -sshole 1: probably 2 a.m. after that, i’m going to lemon bar.
2 more definitions
in urban driving, someone who merges correctly onto traffic circles and highways. the opposite of a stopper.
1. there was two kinds of drivers who approach traffic circles, mergers and stoppers.

2. give me a whole day having to drive behind timid mergers, just please not a stopper!
(n.) – this word means nothing.
“merger” means nothing.