MerJoe
pr-nounced like “merlot.”
cheap wine one would get from the popular trader joe’s supermarket. merjoe is most likely of chilean or argentinian origin, but can also include the two-buck-chuck (charles shaw) variety.
when it’s too cheap to be merlot, it’s gotta be merjoe…
“we’re heading to the hollywood bowl tonight, so i have to swing by the trader joe’s for a few bottles of merjoe…”
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